Monday, October 17, 2005

hard decision

finally there's a new blog entry, really hard for me to keep updating my blog on a daily basis. alright a question for anyone who read this boring and unimaginative blog of mine. thought of this when i was driving home from gym yesterday.

ok...here goes the question. what would you do if you were to be stuck in a small island in the middle of nowhere with a very gorgeous looking and the body to die for girl? how long would it take for you to be shagging with her? or would you be shagging with her at all? remember that there's only 2 person in the entire island and the island is not a huge one, the type that you can walk around in circle in less then a day.

how are you going to ask her for a shag? when are you going to ask her? i think for the first few weeks you should still be ok as you both will still be sane and not that horny i guess but then when days and months past and there's no hope of getting out from that island, would you still be sane and not horny?

so the main question is do you just die like that in the island from hunger or you die a happy man with endless shag everyday?


happy thinking and imagining now, hehehe.

Friday, October 07, 2005

i feel worst then a pile of shit....

i can't find any word to describe how i feel now. can't think well too....there's not enough of oxygen to my brain now for me to function perfectly. my eyes are watery and i need to constantly blink them if not it'll be close. my throat burns. my nose keep on oozing out mucous like some super duper horny cunt dripping out cunt juice. toilet roll is getting thinner and the rubbish bin is getting fuller. yup....i got the flu and i got it bad.

i need help.... i think my hearing is affected too. i can't be sick now. i have deadline for monday. yeah as if i care about my work so much. actually i want to be out tonight and tomorrow, hahaha. if only i can sleep at home now.

is it the office environment that makes matter worst? i was feeling quite ok when i woke up this morning but now the longer i sat in the office the worst it gets. i still blame on the air-cond being too cold and the place being too dusty and not airy enough. the air in the office is stall air....no fresh air because there are no windows in the office. there is only a main door and it remains closed most of the time.

i've requested for a ionizer or ozonizer for don't know how long now but yet the request still remain as a request. seriously how much can it cost? why the boss is being so stingy on it? if she spend a bit on making the office a healthier place to work she'll have less worker getting sick and then more work done, how come she can't see the logic behind it? what makes her so dumb? is not like she have a very big boobs or she's blond.

me and another colleague of mine are having an orchestra now....a music of nose blowing and sniffing. hahahaha. wonder how long his nose can stand from alll the nose blowing, mine starting to hurt already. think i'll visit the doctor now to make things better before i start to infect more people.

Thursday, October 06, 2005

Wow, UU, VV

no i've not gone cuckoo. its just something that i thought of the other day when i was in the shower. sometimes it really amazed me on how much crap theory i can form while i was taking a bath.

i was shown a nice boobies view during lunch on one fine day, sad though that the it was from a indon maid. nonetheless is a nice view and deserves a "wow" from both me and my buddy who is sitting next to me and had the fair share of the view.

why do i said that it deserves a "wow"? simply because the shape made by the boobies when she bow down in front of me. its quite a big and meaty boobs thus creating this false perception of the letter W. not all boobs are able to achieve this feat sad to say. then when i was at the gym on that same day i was once again treated to a boobies view. this time is from a caucasian girl. too bad though as this caucasian wasn't able to create a "wow" effect, her was more of a UU (double U). simply jsut because her boobies wasn't meaty enough comparing to the indon maid i saw earlier. is still a good view though, none that i'll compain. for your information i saw this caucasian once before very early in the morning in the gym having a run on the treadmill. well i didn't saw any UU back then but her nipples was up throughout her whole running session. again i just kick back and enjoy the view as much as possible.

so what does a VV stands for then?

VV (double V) stands for girls with small boobies..thats the shape they will create when they bent over. some might say that there's no fun in looking at a VV but then actually VV is the best view to have. sometimes when you are very lucky you'll be treated to a nice view of the nipples from a double VV.

happy sight seeing then......hehehe.


Wednesday, October 05, 2005

i feel like shit.

shit...i think that's the best word to explain what i'm feeling now. i feel terribel. powerless. sick. ache. had a very long futsal game yesterday, think i played like 2 1/2 hours non-stop yesterday night. it wasn't that bad if you have a good team to play with.

well first of all i don't think my team was that bad all together just that i have some very selfish player. or could it be me? am i really that lousy of a player that my team-mate can't find the trust in passing the ball to me? i beg to differ. i've been playing football for so long now, more then 10 years and seriously i don't think that i sucks although i might not be a great player.

imagine running up to some clearance waiting eargerly for the ball but ended with my team mate losing the possesion of the ball to the opposing team or some one just decided to take a shot although you can tell that there's no way the ball can go in from there. then you have to frantically run back down to defend. at certain point of the game i don't think that i'm playing futsal at all, it felt like i'm having a jog instead. most of the time i felt like i'm invisible, like i'm not part of the team. felt like an idiot too running around alone in the court while others just ignored me.

i'm so frustrated that i don't even feel like defending when my team is being attack, i just let the opposing striker freely do what they want. why do i waste so much energy on defending when the rest of my team mate doesn't even treat me like a team mate.

so after all those running i was pretty much flat. i was sweating so much that i looked like i wore my shirt and pants for shower. i was wet everywhere. i had to down to can down 2 cans of 100 plus just to rehydrate myself again. i felt fresher after my cold shower back home but i was really tired and went to bed early.

this morning i woke up with sore throat and a running nose. typical flu symptom. i'm sleepy and my legs are strained. my legs feel heavy. my throat feel like sandpaper and my nose is like a leaking pipe. i don't feel good. give me a bed and let me sleep for at least 2 hours. perhaps then i won't feel like shit.